brief recap of last episode:rachael's birthday is next day.ross goes to attend a prize ceremony but he returns without getting any prize.pheebs meet a boy called ani.and yes rach is pregnant again.
so lets see whats happening today.
{rachael felt a little uncomfortable and she is in hospital.the gang at present is in wating room}
ross:"i hope rach is okay...i am so worried."
mon:"she is doing fine ross.dont worry"
ross:"i cant stop worrying."
pheebs:"and i cant stop thinking about ani."
chandler:"and i cant stop thinking why you both cant stop?"
joey:"hey i have a good news and a great news"
pheebs:"whats the good news?"
joey:"a tarot card reader told me that i will meet a girl whose name starts with 'P' and she will change my life"
mon:"and whats the great news?"
joey:"pamela anderson's name starts with 'P' "
chandler:"pamela and her son and her kid.....PAMELA ROCKS"
joey:"i know"
chandler:"do they show baywatch here at hospital?"
mon:"no"
chandler:"i know patients have weak heart here.when they will watch pamela running they may run out of oxygen"
ross:"yeah....and thats the best thing about dinosaurs.they did'nt had a heart attack"
chandler:"did your dinosaurs had heart"
mon:"joey...'P' is for penelope too"
joey:"yeah...but i prefer pam"
pheebs:"what about polly?"
joey:"oh my god....i have a lot of options.there are a lot of girls whose name starts with 'P'...take polly......and there are a lot of girls whose name is polly."
ross:" 'P' is for PTERODACTYL too."
joey:"what this ptero thing of yours a female dinosaur?"
mon:"joey...do you believe in all this?"
joey:"yes ..i do.'P' is for prudence,patricia,phyllis ..polly ..paul....."
mon:"paul is a boy"
joey:"i meant paula"
pheebs:" 'P'is for pheebs too"
joey:"oh my god"
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{PHEEBS AND ANI ARE TALKING}
ani:"i loved the song you wrote for my cat"
pheebs:"i love your cat"
ani:"i love you"
pheebs:"oh my god...i just had an idea.....i will have a pet cat too...then i and you and our pet cat can go on date at the same time"
ani:"that would be great"
{joey enters with roses in his hands}
joey:"pheebs...i was thinking for hours and now i am sure that you are the girl who will change my life"
ani:"wait a minute ...pheebs is changing my life"
joey:"i waited for my whole life.i cant wait for a minute"
ani:"pheebs...what do you think?"
pheebs:"oh my god....i am at the centre of a love tringle"
joey:"count my girl friend too...four people in love make a love square."
ani:"stop talking about triangles and squares.....love and geometry are two different things..........i love pheebs ..thats all"
joey:"i love pheebs too"
pheebs:"i love pheebs too"
joey:"what?"
pheebs:"everyone should love himself"
joey:"you are right pheebs....and you know what....we know each other for years and you met ani only one day ago"
ani:"i love myselt too"
joey:"dude...loving yourself is masturbating"
pheebs:"i am so confused..both of you are nice"
ani:"i will do ani thing for you pheebs"
joey:"can you live me and pheebs alone....i am in true love for the first time in my life"
ani:"love is not a true or false question"
joey:"so what is love?"
ani:"love is looking at pheebs for ever"
joey:"okay...let me marry her and i will let you look at her for ever"
pheebs:"oh my god...they are fighting for me"
ani:"everything is fair in love and war.we all are in love ...all we need now is war"
joey:"are you challenging me to wrestle?"
pheebs:"i will be the refree"
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{AT HOSPITAL}
{rach is sleeping.mon is sitting near her and ross and chandler are talking outside}
ross:"you know what...?"
chandler:"what"
ross:"forget it"
chandler:"i dont know it yet..how can i forget it"
ross:"that nurse keeps smiling at me"
chandler:"your fly is open"
ross:"girls think i am hot"
chandler:"girls cant think"
ross:"you are jealous of me"
chandler:"i am ?"
ross:"look she smiled again"
chandler:"she is smiling at me"
ross:"no....she is ..."
chandler:"lets ask her"
{the nurse walks together chandler}
nurse:"do you remember me chandler?"
chandler:"yes.who are you?"
nurse:"i am your neighbour"
chandler:"never"
nurse:"so ..it must have been another chandler"
{she walks away}
ross:"you knew that girl?"
chandler:"yes...we dated for a minute"
ross:"did you mean we dated for a month?"
chandler:"by the word minute i mean minute"
ross:"tell me everything"
chandler:"well..she was a sweet innocent girl back then..she was like a girl next door and actually she lived next door to me.it was our first date and ........i cant tell it"
ross:"i think i know about this one.isnt it the same girl with whom you went on date but ran away because you had to go to bathroom"
{suddenly the nurse jumps from behind}
nurse:"i knew you remembered me.....why did you did this to me?"
chandler:"can i tell something?"
nurse:"what?"
chandler:"where's the bathroom"
nurse:"these are the worse 3 words anyone ever told me"
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{IN HOSPITAL.....ROOM NUMBER 202}
ross:"happy birthday rach."
joey:"HBR"
rach:"whats that?"
pheebs:"oh...joey has abroken jaw.....hbr means happy birthday rach"
rach :"what happened joey?"
mon:"you all couldnt even arrange for a table?having birthday cake on a stretcher is odd...hey chandler and joey...careful....the cake shouldnt fall"
chandler:"blow the candles rach"
pheebs:"and dont count the candles.....we were short of 5 candles"
rach:"i feel 5 years younger"
{enters ani}
ani:i am sorry that i am late...HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHEEBS"
pheebs:"thanks"
rach:"i am the birthday girl"
joey:"he is the one who broke my jaw"
rach:'why ani?"
ani:"we were fighting for pheebs.now joey has a broken jaw and i have pheebs."
rach:"pheebs...ani brought that present for me....i am the birthday girl"
ani:"everything i have belongs to pheebs"
chandler:"and everything i have belongs to mon."
mon:"except that nurse of yours."
chandler:"ross......are you a girl?cant you keep anything to yourself"
mon:"is she better looking than me."
chandler:"why do i have to answer this question everytime?"
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